the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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