Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
