its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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