i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
