doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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