Your tits are I can't wait for
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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