i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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