Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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