dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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