Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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