:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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