Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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