Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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