hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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