i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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