Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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