Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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