sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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