Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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