so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He has the fingertips of a God
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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