When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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