She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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