I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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