Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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