GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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