Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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