Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I got inside last night via doggy door
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
