i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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