god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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