I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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