you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
did i walk over a car last night?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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