even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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