Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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