is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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