nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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