just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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