I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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