I didn't shave. On purpose
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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