New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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