What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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