next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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