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(308): View more from Nebraska

yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time

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(904): View more from Florida

So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(563): View more from Iowa

he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You could give me a blowjob later? :)

(1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I meant do something romantic..

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Blowjob In the moonlight?

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(702): View more from Nevada

I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples

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(303): View more from Colorado

I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER

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