does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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