I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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