so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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