Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Sorry my hands just texted you
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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