and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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