Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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