We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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