We're facebook friends in real life
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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