I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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