I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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