where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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