Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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