I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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