so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am spending my child support on dildos
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
